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Blitzen Trapper: Holy Smokes Future Jokes - VINYL LPTitle: Holy Smokes Future Jokes Artist: Blitzen Trapper Label: Yep Roc Records Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 634457272514 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2020 09 25 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: DIGITAL DOWNLOAD CARD Vinyl LP pressing. Includes digital download. 2020 release. Singer songwriters have been tackling existential questions about life and death since time immemorial' or at least the 1960s. But when it came to Blitzen Trapper's newest
Title: Holy Smokes Future JokesArtist: Blitzen Trapper
Label: Yep Roc Records
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 634457272514
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2020-09-25
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: DIGITAL DOWNLOAD CARD
Vinyl LP pressing. Includes digital download. 2020 release. Singer-songwriters have been tackling existential questions about life and death since time immemorial' or at least the 1960s. But when it came to Blitzen Trapper's newest album, Holy Smokes Future Jokes, front man Eric Earley looked beyond mere existence - or even the end of it - to contend with grander cosmic explorations: namely, the intermediate period between a person's separate lives on earth, 'and what it means to escape the cycle of birth and rebirth,' he explains. Inspired by George Saunders' 2017 experimental tome, Lincoln in the Bardo and the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Earley's lyrics take the listener on a wild and dramatic journey through rivers of waist-high water in the aftermath of a tragic car wreck and the hazy morning before a murderous moment, and from getting blitzed to the point of extinction inside a masonic temple to a stop for chips and dip before the apocalypse.
Tracks:
1.1 Baptismal
1.2 Bardo's Light (Ouija, Ouija)
1.3 Don't Let Me Run
1.4 Magical Thinking
1.5 Masonic Temple Microdose #1
1.6 Requiem
1.7 Holy Smokes Future Jokes
1.8 Sons and Unwed Mothers
1.9 Dead Billie Jean
1.10 Hazy Morning
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★★★★★ 5
Exceeded My Expectations
Size: 1PCS, Color: Holo Silver
Love love LOVEEE. I feel like a fairy! You only need a short spritz to get a perfect amount of glitter. The sparkles are beautiful, rainbowy and long lasting. I sprayed some on me yesterday and it's still going strong. It dries quickly and really gets those sparkles down. Even if you rub the part of you that's been glittered, it sticks! It doesn't even have a chemically smell, it's kind of flowery? Which I totally didn't expect. However I would recommend spraying yourself outside because the glitter gets all over the house. Unfortunately (or fortunately) my floor will forever be glittered.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Really pretty sparkle!
Size: 1PCS, Color: Gold
I actually bought this product (one can) so I could spray this on my small area of frog ornaments and rocks by our pool. *The product does not state it is intended for craft use. I am very okay with that. Being in Arizona with sun and wind, I wasn’t sure how this would work, turns out what little I did do, (I was afraid my bottle would run out), did a nice job! Half the glitter I sprayed survived a serious thunderstorm we had one night a week or two ago!
I did end up spraying some glitter on my arm, it’s really pretty, subtle, small size glitter, but definitely noticeable outside. You can make your layers as thin or thick as you like. The glitter comes out of the can like hairspray. Very faint smell that will go away within 5-10 minutes, depending on much you use.
I will definitely be purchasing more of this item in more colors in the future.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Must buy!!
Size: 1PCS, Color: Holo Silver, Size: 1PCS, Color: Holo Silver
After carefully looking at the reviews, I ended up purchasing the silver holographic body glitter spray. I immediately sprayed it on my arm, and it blasted my arm full of glitter! I wiped my arm and already dried down! I can’t wait to spray this in my hair and see how long this can last, but I’m definitely buying more with a different variety of colors. Definitely worth the money. I’m obsessed! I will say that if you don’t want glitter everywhere then spray outside.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 5, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Waste of money
Size: 1PCS, Color: Green
Barely noticeable! I bought the green glitter and let's just say there's Very little glitter! Pretty much non-existent. Definitely not worth $10 and It's not returnable. For $10 I would have expected something noticeable
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Very pretty.....but it spreads.....a lot
Size: 1PCS, Color: Holo Silver
I put this on my cosplay wig, but I had to take it outside to apply. This gets EVERYWHERE. I'm still finding glitter months later. It is easy to apply and dries quickly initially, but it just spreads everywhere.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2026