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Cube Jagers, Mercenary Recoverers - Submachine Gun (280732)

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Cube Jagers, Mercenary Recoverers - Submachine Gun (280732)1x Jger (Submachine Gun + E) Safeguarding your key to forever. Slogan for Pangea Insurance, a subsidiary of Hartcorp Inc. Your immortality rests on your Cube. This piece of technology has unshackled us from the fetters of death and given us the freedom to risk life and limb for a worthy cause: the legacy of a job well done, the thrill of a legendary BASE jump or the glory of a just war. All without irrevocable consequences. But even a Cube is

  • 1x Jäger (Submachine Gun + E)

“Safeguarding your key to forever.” Slogan for Pangea Insurance, a subsidiary of Hartcorp Inc. Your immortality rests on your Cube. This piece of technology has unshackled us from the fetters of death and given us the freedom to risk life and limb for a worthy cause: the legacy of a job well done, the thrill of a legendary BASE jump or the glory of a just war. All without irrevocable consequences. But even a Cube is worthless if your body is stuck at the bottom of a ravine, abandoned in a trench or lost in some unmapped jungle. Until someone can get to you and retrieve your Cube, you're trapped inside your own cadaver. Luckily that's what Cube Jägers are for. These recovery experts will defy any conditions no matter how extreme, any danger no matter how grave, to hunt down your remains and deliver you unto immortality. As long as your check clears, that is. The role of Cube hunters first appeared in the Human Sphere as a deluxe service offered by insurer firms to a select few clients. With the eruption of the NeoColonial Wars, it became apparent that this operational profile could be invaluable in conflict areas. When regular resources in the area are insufficient or the level of risk too high, it became customary for military forces to outsource ‘wetware retrieval’ jobs to private Cube Jäger outfits. Later, the Paradiso troubles proved that no human Jägers could hold a candle to the Tohaa. Thanks to their radical reliance on biotech solutions, Tohaa retrievers humbled both sides of the conflict (the humans and the Combined Army’s Sygmaa operatives) in terms of Cube recovery stats. If you’re fortunate enough to be covered by a premium retrieval service, either because of your deep pockets or your value to the military brass, true death will be one fewer thing to worry about. With these agents on the job, your immortality is assured regardless of the circumstances of your demise. Wherever it is, you can trust Cube Jägers to bring back your body or, after a spot of impromptu monofilament surgery, at least your head.

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So far so good after 3 washes
A noticeable difference after washing my face just 3 times so far with the soap. My face felt softer and smoother. It's not harsh, doesn't dry out my face, or leave soap residue. I will definitely continue to use it.
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I love the soap! Used daily and it lasted a little over a month. A little pricey, but it was worth every cent! It leave great moisture!
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LNewGirl34
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★★★★★ 3
Different from the Seller's pictures, but it's a pretty good bar of soap for the price!
DISCLAIMER: the pictures that I have added here are 1 week after using the soap, and I kept the soap in the box on my tub until it got too wet and I threw out the box... then decided to keep the box to take pics and do a review. This soap is 5oz and a nice chunk of soap for the price! It's about the same size of the box, but the picture and brand that the seller has of the soap is different from what I received.... a dark red/orange soap from Natrulo truly natural? It actually has been working fine for me and my daughter, but I would love to try the same soap and brand that I paid for as advertised by Amazon (which is why I gave this 3 stars... if it was the same soap and brand I would give it 4 since I just started using it). I'll contact the seller to see if I can get the same soap and then do another review. Thanks!
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