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George Washington Zombie Slayer

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George Washington Zombie SlayerAn ADULT. R rated, comic parody and historical satire of Americas Greatest Founding Father! George Washington finds prosperity, wealth, and true love with his fiance Martha in Colonial America, even as he discovers a sinister plot by the British to enslave America through the use of British zombie soldiers! Compelled by both honor and duty to oppose the British, Washington takes up the fight against the evil General Cornwallis and his plot to use

An ADULT. R-rated, comic parody and historical satire of AmericaÕs Greatest Founding Father!
George Washington finds prosperity, wealth, and true love with his fiancŽe Martha in Colonial America, even as he discovers a sinister plot by the British to enslave America through the use of British zombie soldiers! Compelled by both honor and duty to oppose the British, Washington takes up the fight against the evil General Cornwallis and his plot to use zombie Redcoats to crush American freedom!
Can George Washington prevent a Zombie Apocalypse in Colonial America? The mission seems impossible! But with advanced martial arts training from the ninja Thomas Jefferson, the high-tech Ôelectrical assault weaponsÕ of the genius Benjamin Franklin, and the ever-present assistance of his weed-smoking slave, Reebock, witness the comic and irreverent transformation of George Washington from military general to unstoppable zombie slayer!

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theslossmoss
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
SHORT-game Ball Launcher … love it!
Yes, this is a smaller ball launcher … It is for her SHORT Game! Love it AND the squeaky baseball that came with it is A-HIT!! Our black golden doodle, Josie, carried that around for hours … batting it around, jumping on it, resting with it right-next-to-her. For your pup’s LONG game, purchase the longer launcher. GAME-on!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
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Colleen P. Sisco
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Works great with tennis balls
I have a pretty large yard, and this thrower is great for my little Jack Russel puppy. It even picks up ball without having to touch all the spit.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026
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Michael Wheeler
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Its awesome
Perfect 👌
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
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Michele Z.
Boise, US
★★★★★ 1
Thing is absolutely garbage. Ball didn’t make it back once! Broke in half
Junk and they don’t follow through with the shipping that they claim. Said between 7am and 11am. Don’t post it if ya can’t fulfill your shipping expectations
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
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Julie Kennemore
Draper, US
★★★★★ 4
Good toy for dogs
This is a great toy! I do wish the handle was a little longer because I do not have a lot of upper body strength due to health issues. I can still throw with this further than I can without the launcher so my dogs really love it and get excited any time I get this out!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026

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