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Chaos, An Unauthorized Autobiography

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Chaos, An Unauthorized Autobiography"Life is what it is. There's no going back, and no one gets out alive. Somethings are out of our control so you might as well enjoy the ride." With a quick wit and biting, irreverent humor, Mean Jeanne Gioia recounts her life thus far. From the challenges of growing up with a handicapped brother to the struggle of raising two boys alone, Jeanne shares the darkest and brightest moments of her life. Readers will love the unfiltered wisdom of this

"Life is what it is. There's no going back, and no one gets out alive. Somethings are out of our control so you might as well enjoy the ride."

With a quick wit and biting, irreverent humor, Mean Jeanne Gioia recounts her life thus far. From the challenges of growing up with a handicapped brother to the struggle of raising two boys alone, Jeanne shares the darkest and brightest moments of her life. Readers will love the unfiltered wisdom of this spirited woman who has lived her life with no regrets.

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