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John Holmes Realistic Cock

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Description

John Holmes Realistic CockModeled after legendary adult film star John Holmes, this Realistics masterpiece perfectly recreates the famous cock. The coloring and detailing is incredibly realistic with veins and lifelike balls. The base features a strong suction cup that allows you to attach him almost anywhere and use hands free. To make your experience even more real, included with your John Holmes cock is an autographed poster of the man himself and a small biography to help

Modeled after legendary adult film star John Holmes, this Realistics masterpiece perfectly recreates the famous cock.

The coloring and detailing is incredibly realistic with veins and lifelike balls.

The base features a strong suction cup that allows you to attach him almost anywhere and use hands free.

To make your experience even more real, included with your John Holmes cock is an autographed poster of the man himself and a small biography to help with the fantasy.

Make no mistake, this cock is very large so if you're just starting out with dildos, you may want to have a look at our other Realistics toys for something similar in a smaller/thinner size. But anyone who loves it huge will become instant fans of the John Holmes cock.

Real Specs

  • Length: 12.5 inches
  • Insertable Length: 10 inches
  • Circumference: 7.5 inches around at widest
  • Diameter: 2.5 inches
  • Materials: Realistics rubber
  • Special Features: Modeled after John Holmes, suction base, O-ring harness compatible, autographed picture, biography and travel bag included
  • Note: a water based lubricant is recommended
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★★★★★ 5
Overpriced but it works.
Size: 1.3 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I hate that I love this product. It's stupid expensive. But it's great for broken/damaged/recovering skin. I've used it post microneedling and it is the only thing that soothes, hydrates, and doesn't sting raw, red skin. Great for rashes/hives and allergic reactions too. Luckily a thin layer is often enough to do the trick. so it lasts a long time I wouldn't use for everyday moisture, but when your skin is angry, this stuff works. (Overpriced? Yes. Witchcraft? Maybe. Does it work? Yep.)
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San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Works wonder
Size: 1.3 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Amazing product. The scars from my daughter acne are mostly gone after 1 month. We will purchase again
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Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Calm redness
Excellent cream. Bioderma Sensibio AR is very soothing and perfect for sensitive skin prone to redness. It feels lightweight, hydrates well, and helps calm the skin quickly. High quality formula and very gentle on the skin. Highly recommend. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Lori L.
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
This works!
I’ve got Rosacea and not only does this really calm down the redness it works well with my makeup. Doesn’t pill at all. Absorbs really well, no scent or at least I do not detect it. Does not irritate my skin.
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Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
The only option for reactive skin
I have EXTREMELY sensitive skin that breaks out in either a rash or acne with anything i try to put on it. This is the only lotion i can use. My sister is the same. Anytime i switch to something cheeper, i eventually come back to this!
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