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Married to the Alien Mountain Man (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides)

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Married to the Alien Mountain Man (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides)An alien mountain man longing for a wife, the human woman who crashes into his world, and the fake marriage of convenience that feels just a bit too real For most of my life, my beloved ship has been my home. So when I'm forced into a rough emergency landing among the mountains of a planet I've never heard of, I'm determined to get her up and running again as quickly as possible. Except "as quickly as possible" turns out to be at least two weeks. And

An alien mountain man longing for a wife, the human woman who crashes into his world, and the fake marriage of convenience that feels just a bit too real...

For most of my life, my beloved ship has been my home. So when I'm forced into a rough emergency landing among the mountains of a planet I've never heard of, I'm determined to get her up and running again as quickly as possible.

Except "as quickly as possible" turns out to be at least two weeks. And nobody from off-world is allowed to hang around on Zabria Prinar One - a Zabrian penal colony for convicted murderers - for that long. Unless...

Unless you marry one of said convicted murderers.

Just when I think I'm totally screwed, local alien mountain man Oaken gets down on one knee makes me an offer of marriage I can't refuse.

It's only temporary, of course. A fake marriage of convenience that we'll dissolve after the two-week trial period when my ship is fixed. In the meantime, I'll be Oaken's relationship coach. When I'm not working on my ship, I devote myself to preparing this earnest alien sweetheart for his future human bride.

Except things get messy, fast. Lessons on human kissing become far too heated, and late-night conversations grow searingly intimate. The longer I spend with my big, green, gentle, and generous fake husband, the harder it is to accept that he'll marry someone else after I'm gone. And the more headway I make on repairing my ship, the less I actually want to leave. Even if Oaken is nothing but supportive of my plan.

Even if he never once asks me to stay.

But while Oaken looks ahead to his future with another woman, I suddenly find myself wondering if I could give up the life I've always loved to stay by his side.

Could I trade my freedom for a chance at forever?
And how will my pathetic human heart survive if the sort of forever Oaken wants...
Doesn't include me?

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Joni
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★★★★★ 5
Works great!
Color: Storage Cover Black, Size: Rechargeable
I bought this because the frother I had was very weak. Even with new batteries, it just never had much oomph. I liked the idea of it being rechargeable and no more batteries! I expected to have to charge it when it came, but it had full power. I have used it every day since it arrived, and it hasn't slowed down a bit. It is easy to use, just pushing down with my thumb on the top. I also love that it has a lid/case. When I bring it on a trip it is fully protected from damage. I highly recommend this frother. It is the best one I have had - and I have had quite a few.
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deana dyer
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Powerful Frother and Great Value
Color: P-Stand & Storage Cover Black, Size: Prestige Rechargeable
This little frother was a great find and value. Super happy with its performance. It has two speeds available, but I’ve only needed the lower setting because it’s so powerful. I’ve tried two other brands (one cheaper and one more expensive) and this one is by far the best! I’ve had it for 3 weeks, use it daily 2-3 times per day and it still hasn’t needed to be charged.
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Ken
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Easy to use Easy to charge High quality Frothier would recommend
Color: P-Storage Cover Black, Size: Prestige Rechargeable
This works insanely well. I use it every night for making ninja creami ice cream smooth for the next day. Easy to clean and very reliable. The speed is good and recharging is very easy as well. I would recommend this frothier to who ever needs to a hand held mixing machine thats easy to use.
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Laurie
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect frothing
Color: P-Storage Cover Black, Size: Prestige Rechargeable
Work great. rechargeable and has good power to it. The frothing is perfect.
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Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
This is the one!
Color: P-Storage Cover Black, Size: Prestige Rechargeable
THE BEST FROTHER!! I use a frother every morning for my skim milk and have gone through several. The battery powered ones I’ve bought work but end up bent and wobbly. I’ve had other rechargeable frothers that don’t have enough power to froth milk more than one day or two. This one checks all the boxes! Comes in a protective case and holds a charge for over a week w daily use. It is so strong I use the low setting for frothing and it makes a beautiful foam top for my coffee. Also use it to mix protein powder into liquid as well as other powders- no lumps! You could easily whip cream w this thing! Highly recommend!
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