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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & Soap

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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & SoapRich Bitch Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way. The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it

Rich Bitch / Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds

  • The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away...then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way.
  • The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it every single time, don't you?
  • The Dachshund whom will not take one step on her own at a dog park. The idea that you would expect her to actually mingle with THOSE common dogs is so repulsive to her, she literally trembles with horror, rage and disgust. You should know better.

  • Dachshund
    Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Dog Shampoo moisturizes as it cleanses the coat of any residue, clarifies and nurtures your Dachshund's coat. Whether your Dachshund is the sleekest of smooth coats, the most opulent of long coats or is dressed for success to impress in their wire-coat, Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Shampoos will perform perfectly.

    As any shampoo for Dachshund should. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the exact same hard-working shampoo and soap, just different labels. And of course, both are great for the Drama Dude Dachshund!

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    Amazon Customer
    Alexandria, US
    ★★★★★ 4
    It is good for small yards but not so good for distance.
    Size: 1-pack
    Getting used to a ball thrower takes practice. This one is no exception. The angle is off for me. If I use it as an extension of my arm it goes straight to the ground, but once I got the hang of it. Balls launch with great height. Distance isn't a feature for this tool.
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    Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2025
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    Phil
    Lexington, US
    ★★★★★ 3
    Get a longer launcher. This only throws 30 ft
    Size: 1+3pack
    Buy a longer launcher!!! I got what I paid for! A 12.2 inch launcher does not build up enough energy to throw it very far and it is tweaking my elbow. The dog is very disappointed since the ball only goes about 30 feet. I’ll keep it for small dog park use. The balls are hard and my 22 pound Cockapoo can’t get it to squeak.
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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    Rob Settle
    Massapequa, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    These are dog tested and approved.
    Size: 1-pack
    The launcher works very well and will probably last forever unless your dog chews it up while bring it to you to get you to play, but the balls, well, they're not made for labs, that's for sure. That's the bad news. The good news is that worn out or abandon tennis balls fit the launcher just fine. Save your throwing arm. Do your dog(s) a favor. Buy this thing.
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    Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2022
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    DoubleM
    San Leandro, US
    ★★★★★ 1
    No angle for correct throwing
    Size: 1-pack, Size: 1-pack
    This item does not work. It is about ) inches tall. It’s tiny to bend over and pick up the ball. Has no angel for the ball to throw accurately. Ball goes downward. Would not recommend
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    Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2024
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    Michelle W.
    Bozeman, US
    ★★★★★ 5
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    Size: 1-pack
    Good travel size. Works well.
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    Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2025

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