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Puffy Areolas: In the Army - VINYL LPTitle: In the Army Artist: Puffy Areolas Label: Siltbreeze Records Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 655030112119 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2010 05 11 Number of Discs: 1 Vinyl LP pressing of this 2010 release. For the past few years, Puffy Areolas have been fritzing synapses and scorching the landscape with their corroded Psych Gardcore scree. Enlightened by the most unhinged charters of Acid Archives and Killed by Death alumnus, the Puffies' sound might
Title: In the ArmyArtist: Puffy Areolas
Label: Siltbreeze Records
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 655030112119
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2010-05-11
Number of Discs: 1
Vinyl LP pressing of this 2010 release. For the past few years, Puffy Areolas have been fritzing synapses and scorching the landscape with their corroded Psych/Gardcore scree. Enlightened by the most unhinged charters of Acid Archives and Killed by Death alumnus, the Puffies' sound might best be described as embodying the Stooges' Raw Power if your pretty face had gone to hell. There, it would have encountered (among others) White Boy and the Average Rat Band, Tampax, Opus and Mag Amplitude for an eternal damnation of scarred depravity, the excesses of which would be legendary even by Hades standards. In the Army 1981 is it's own sadistic brand of plastic surgery, heavy on the anesthetic, short any bedside manner. Rude and ready for action, Puffy Areolas will forever be the bull in the China shop. And if that's China White you're talkin' about-well, friend, meet your new Daddy.
Tracks:
1.1 Noble Rot
1.2 Deathcraze
1.3 1981
1.4 Get Me Out of Houston
1.5 Puking in Piss
1.6 Heart Attack
1.7 Escape from Guyana
1.8 Fuck Your Pretzel
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★★★★★ 5
Top quality tool that improves espresso extraction
Color: Gray
Fantastic and easy to use. Stand sits on top of espresso machine and the WDT tool is always ready, no unscrewing. Upgraded from a screw-shut version and couldn't be happier. Comes with extra needles which I hope to never need. Easy to recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Makes a difference but maybe only to caffeine addled coffee snobs
Color: Black
I won't say that everyone urgently needs one of these. This is helped me up my game. Perhaps not absolutely necessary, but it noticeably reduces canalization and improves extraction. And it appears to have improved not only my espresso, but my pour-overs and my Mokapot (especially the Mokapot!). It's a little fiddley to assemble - there's sets of springs and needles - but once you get it all locked down, its very tight. There's a set of spares - I can't imagine needing them. The tool kinda sits in the weighted base, but it appears to stay put in my cabinet.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Excellent espresso tool
Color: Black
Very nicely made and works as intended. Also comes with extra needles. Highly recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
WDT Tool: The Needle in My Espresso Haystack
Color: Black, Color: Black
I kind of went down a deep dive researching these WDT (Weiss Distribution Technique) tools, and I have to say, this one hits the sweet spot! The needle size is just right, and the shape is spot on for what I need. Plus, it’s a nice perk that you can remove and replace the needles. I’ve tried using needles and bobby pins in the past, but they were too thick and just ended up creating their own channels—talk about a brewing disaster!
Now, here’s the twist: even though it comes with seven needles installed (and more replacements), I find it a bit overkill. With all those needles, it just traps the grinds in the center, pushing stuff around like it’s playing a game of “don’t let the coffee escape.” So, I stick with just three needles in a triangle formation for optimal distribution. Pro tip: don’t forget to adjust the depth as you use it to ensure you’re getting the best coverage of your coffee grounds!
The build quality is actually pretty impressive. It feels like well-constructed metal components that could survive a small espresso war. Plus, it's more affordable than some of those fancy options out there—because who needs a second mortgage for great coffee?
It looks quite nice on my counter, and the little stand is a handy extra touch.
Overall, if you’re looking to up your espresso game and avoid the chaos of uneven distribution, this WDT tool is worth considering. Just remember: less is sometimes more when it comes to needles!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 20, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Love this thing!!!
Color: Black, Color: Black
Hey, coffee lovers! ☕️ I recently got my hands on the WDT Espresso Distribution Tool Espresso Stirrer Tools for Barista, and let me tell you, it's a game-changer! 🙌 I'm absolutely thrilled with this amazing tool and can't recommend it enough to fellow coffee enthusiasts and professional baristas alike.
First things first, the build quality of this espresso stirrer is top-notch! 💪 The aluminum alloy handle not only adds durability but also gives it a sleek and professional look, especially in the matte black finish. Holding this tool feels great, and the ergonomic design ensures a comfortable grip even during those long brewing sessions.
The 0.35mm 7 needles are perfectly spaced, allowing for precise and consistent distribution of coffee grounds in the portafilter. This means a more even extraction and an enhanced flavor profile in every sip. And guess what? You get 7 extra replaceable needles as a bonus! 🎉 This ensures the longevity of the tool and easy replacement when needed.
But wait, there's more! The included stand is a fantastic addition to this package. 🎁 It not only serves as a convenient storage solution but also adds a touch of elegance to my coffee setup. No more rolling around and cluttered workspace. Everything stays in place, thanks to the stand!
Using the WDT Espresso Distribution Tool is a breeze! ⚡️ The precisely engineered needles and ergonomic design make it effortless to distribute the coffee grounds evenly. Whether you're a pro barista or a home brewing enthusiast, this tool will take your espresso game to new heights. Trust me on this one!
In conclusion, the WDT Espresso Distribution Tool Espresso Stirrer is an absolute must-have for any coffee lover out there. 💯 Its top-notch build quality, precision, and thoughtful design will bring joy to your coffee routine. So, don't wait any longer! Treat yourself and elevate your espresso-making experience with this amazing tool. Cheers! 🥳☕️
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Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2023