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Affirmations for Pessimists

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Affirmations for PessimistsDo you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially acceptable sayings such as Dont take it personally or You need to practice self acceptance? Ever feel guilty that youre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate? With Affirmations for Pessimists, you get all of the above, with award winning cartoonist fine artist Chris Reccardis illustrated book of

Do you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially-acceptable sayings such as Ò...DonÕt take it personallyÓ or Ò...You need to practice self-acceptance?Ó Ever feel guilty that youÕre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate?
With ÒAffirmations for PessimistsÓ, you get all of the above, with award-winning cartoonist/fine artist Chris ReccardiÕs illustrated book of hideous drawings paired with delightful quotes that offer cynical (but true) alternatives to todayÕs popular wisdom.
Whether itÕs a cheerful outing to the DMV (without an appointment), being cornered at a ÒworkÓ party or passenger in economy class, dealing with sub-standard friends, or just simply being fed up with faux ÔnicenessÕ, thereÕs bound to be a delightfully wretched verbal and pictorial truism somewhere in these pages just for you!

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Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 3
Decent Shoes with Misleading Description (Not Leather)
Size: 12 Wide, Color: Black, Size: 12 Wide, Color: Black
I only look for leather when I’m purchasing dress shoes. Under the description “details” on this item it lists the shoe as leather upper and inner lining. A photo shows “genuine Napa leather lining”. If you keep reading (which I have now that I’ve received the shoes) it shows “faux leather” in the small print and that is not “leather”. I run a small leather business and this irks me because it’s clearly false advertising. The details also show the product is made in Brazil but when they arrived today, the shoe tag shows “Made in China” and “Man Made upper and lower”. I don’t hate the shoes. They look nice. What I know is they won’t hold up over time like leather, which is why the description should be accurate and not misleading.
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Dianne
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Men’s oxfords
Size: 10.5, Color: Black
Good quality and perfect fit
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Lisaura
Grantham, US
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Low quality
Size: 8.5 Wide, Color: Cognac, Size: 8.5 Wide, Color: Cognac
Starting to peel after a few uses
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Doc
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great price great shoe
Size: 12, Color: Burgundy Polished Full Grain
Excellent shoe. Tried the Sebago penny loafer and the sizing was ridiculous. These J and M are sized perfectly. I’ve had them before and they wear like iron. Very comfortable right out of the box.
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roger mendes
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
One of the best shoes
Size: 9.5, Color: Black Polished Full Grain
Outstanding. Fashionable, most comfortable and good construction. No sines of use after quite some time. Highly recommended.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2026

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