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Description
Bouquet of Dicks Funny 3D Pop-Up Surprise Greeting CardFor fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer or inappropriately over the top. But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections. The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover. It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally
- For fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer - or inappropriately over the top.
- But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections.
- The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover.
- It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally unfolds. The bouquet that is - filled with multiple dicks. Literally, a bouquet of dicks!
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Reasons why you might by this:
- To give to your significant other to bring shock horror to their birthday celebration - or depending on how well it is received, an invitation to a special birthday celebration.
- To give to one of the guys who wishes they were better endowed
- To give to your Mother-In-Law who can't resist telling dirty jokes at every family occasion.
- Level up the excitement for an anniversary for wife/husband
- Give as a bachelorette/bachelor card - perhaps to remind them that they are signing up for the same penis forever
- What's Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
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★★★★★ 5
Cute jeans
Size: 12, Color: Washed Blue, Size: 12, Color: Washed Blue
Bought these jeans for my daughter and they fit great! The material is thick, which is nice even in warm weather. They look just like the photo and have a great length to them. Very comfortable and stretchy . She loves them!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2025
★★★★★ 5
FANTASTIC FIT
Size: 16 Plus, Color: Washed Blue
I'm a 4'7" , 65 year old woman. Due to abdominal issues I needed jeans that give that extra something on the waist. I've tried on just about every brand of jeans ranging in size from adult/junior 6 to 12. If they fit on the legs the waist was huge. If they fit on the waist the legs and butt had enough room for me and a friend. I was resigned to wearing yoga pants and leggings with big shirts. My son mentioned that he loved the Amazon basics men's dress slacks, so I figured why not. First I looked at women's and juniors, and I knew from the measurements that I was still stuck. Then I remembered that about 15 years ago I'd buy girls pants (I was a size 12 in kids at the time) Looking at the sizes I knew a 12 was way too small, then I saw the 16 plus. With hesitation I bought them. Well glory be miss Agnes, THEY FIT. Comfortable, real jeans again. Sure, I have to take them up about 6 inches, but that's fine, not a problem. I'm just so happy to have real jeans again !!!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Love them!
Size: 7 Slim, Color: Washed Blue
I did but expect these jeans to fit so well and look so nice on my daughter. Hands down the best jeans I’ve purchased for her, much better fit and quality than the other stores! The length is perfect, but it’s a little snug in the waist. Still a great fit with some stretchiness! Great value!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 25, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great pair of Jean and great price!
Size: 14, Color: Washed Blue, Size: 14, Color: Washed Blue
I can’t believe these were only $13. They feel and look like quality jeans, very basic/simple boot cut. My daughter says they’re stretchy and comfortable. I ordered her a size 14 (12’s fit her waist but are always too short) She’s 11 years old, 5’ tall, about 80lbs. The waist adjusters were great for the perfect fit.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Love the Options
Size: 10 Slim, Color: Medium Wash
I love that there are slim and plus sizes. Allows me to find the perfect fit for my girls!!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026