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Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving SetIf you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life. Using luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic "You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone" quote. With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside. I can
If you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life.
Using luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic "You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone" quote. With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside. I can remove that though if you'd prefer.
The top of the board swivels to reveal a second layer which contains 3 cheese/ charcuterie tools inside.
Each tool has a 2" wooden handle and an approx 2.5" sharp end.
As with all my cheeseboards/ charcuterie sets, this set uses an excellent premium wood (in this case Hevea), and I confidently believe this will win you (or whomever the recipient is) over when you handle it in person if they're a fan of cheese/ charcuterie and Dexter. It'll be a prized possession for many many years to come.
These measure approximately 20cmx20cm and has a thickness of approx 4cm, weighing in at approximately 0.7kg
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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water.
So a quick handwash wipe down right after use will ensure your cheese dates go well for a long long time.
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Fan made product, made to order.
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