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Lord Neptune Vibrating Tentacle Grinder

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Description

Lord Neptune Vibrating Tentacle GrinderKey Features: Adjustable Tentacle Strap Mount Base: The neoprene tentacle base wraps an adjustable 12 inch to 52 inch strap range, locking Lord Neptune against pillows, thighs, the bedroom bench, or any piece of furniture in your domain. Sea God Sculpted Pleasure: Sea god creature carving texture runs the full 5. 3 inch shaft from base to tip with trench ridging and raised bumps that hit hard across the walls during every grind. Removable Bullet

Key Features:

  • Adjustable Tentacle Strap-Mount Base: The neoprene tentacle base wraps an adjustable 12-inch to 52-inch strap range, locking Lord Neptune against pillows, thighs, the bedroom bench, or any piece of furniture in your domain.
  • Sea-God Sculpted Pleasure: Sea-god creature carving texture runs the full 5.3-inch shaft from base to tip with trench ridging and raised bumps that hit hard across the walls during every grind.
  • Removable Bullet Vibration, 3 Speeds 7 Patterns: A removable bullet drops into the tentacle base and cycles 3 vibration speeds with 7 patterns through the shaft, climbing from a quiet tease at scene-start into heavy rumble by the end of the night.
  • Wireless Pocket Remote: A pocket-sized wireless remote keeps the vibration at fingertip range, freeing both hands for grip work, clit stimulation, denial scenes, or whatever else the night demands.
  • Waterproof Premium Silicone: Submersible silicone takes shower scenes, bath sessions, and extra-wet sessions without losing your rhythm mid-stroke.
  • Solo Grind or Partnered Scene Use: Cinch the tentacle to a pillow for solo grinding, lock it against the bedframe for extended hands-free riding, or pass the strap over a partners thigh so they can steer the angle and control the scene.

Lord Neptune drags his sea-god authority into the bedroom as a strap-mount grinder, neoprene tentacles wrapping any anchor in the room and the silicone shaft sculpted to wreck your walls every time you grind down on him.

Intense sea-god creature texture covers the 5.3-inch shaft top to base, raised bumps and trench ridging catching your inner-walls on every stroke of the ride. The vibrating bullet inside the tentacle base runs 3 vibration speeds plus 7 pulse patterns through the silicone, climbing from a quiet tease at scene-start into a heavy intense vibration that pulls you apart in waves.

Belt the tentacle base anywhere within the 12-to-52-inch circumference range, locked onto a thigh, a pillow, a bedframe, or any piece of bedroom furniture. Waterproof silicone holds rhythm through shower-floor sessions, bath rounds, extra-wet play and even golden-shower rotations. Compact design for discreet storage, tucks easy into a kit between rides.

Product Specifications:

Color: Blue
Material: Silicone, Neoprene, ABS Plastic
Overall Length: 6.2" (15.7 cm)
Overall Width: 3.1" (7.9 cm)
Overall Depth: 3.9" (9.9 cm)
Insertable Length: 5.3" (13.5 cm)
Widest Insertable Diameter: 2" (5.1 cm)

Strap Adjustment: 12" to 52" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) circumference
Vibration: 3 speeds, 7 patterns
Remote: Wireless

Submersible: Yes
Recommended Lube: Water-based

Care: Use with water-based lubricant. Wash with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys.

*Includes a USB charging cable. Wireless remote requires 1 AAA battery (not included).

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