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Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Crewneck SweatshirtEmbrace the Absurd: The "Human Temporarily Employed" Crewneck Sweatshirt Ever feel like you're just passing through, holding down a temporary gig in the grand scheme of things? Our exclusive "Human Temporarily Employed" crewneck sweatshirt is more than just apparel it's a badge of honor for the existentially aware, a silent nod to the shared human experience. Wear your perspective with pride and connect with others who get it. Why You'll Love This
Embrace the Absurd: The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Crewneck Sweatshirt
Ever feel like you're just passing through, holding down a temporary gig in the grand scheme of things? Our exclusive "Human - Temporarily Employed" crewneck sweatshirt is more than just apparel – it's a badge of honor for the existentially aware, a silent nod to the shared human experience. Wear your perspective with pride and connect with others who get it.
Why You'll Love This Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Exclusive Design: Featuring the unique "Worker wearing ID badge that says 'Human - Temporarily Employed' - existential dread badge design" graphic, this print is a conversation starter and a reflection of a deeper truth.
- Premium Print Quality: Our professional-grade printing technology ensures every detail of the design, from the badge text to the subtle existential vibe, is captured with vibrant colors and crisp lines, designed to last.
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, ringspun cotton blend, this crewneck offers a comfortable, relaxed fit perfect for everyday wear, introspection, or making a statement.
- Versatile Style: Ideal for casual outings, cozy nights in, or as a witty layer to your everyday look. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your favorite comfy pants.
- Lasting Durability: With fade-resistant prints and high-quality fabric, this sweatshirt is built to withstand countless washes and wears, maintaining its professional-grade appearance.
The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Design
This striking graphic captures the modern condition with a touch of dark humor. The ID badge, a symbol of our assigned roles, is subverted by the profound truth that we are all, ultimately, "Human - Temporarily Employed." It's a design that resonates deeply, inviting reflection and a wry smile.
Product Details
- Premium quality blend of ringspun cotton and polyester for ultimate comfort and durability
- Professional-grade printing technology for a vibrant, high-definition graphic
- Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures wash after wash
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic crewneck fit, perfect for layering or standalone wear
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
- Do not iron directly on the print to preserve its integrity
- Do not bleach
🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Human - Temporarily Employed" crewneck sweatshirt or we'll make it right!
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★★★★★ 5
Good but price
Size: 4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Great product but cheaper at Target - will be returning and purchasing there
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A must have for beach babes!
Size: 4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I absolutely love this lotion. If you want to keep your tan longer, and avoid immediate or even soon after peeling, this really works. To sum, it moisturized, prevented peeling and maintained my tan throughout the spring into the summer. The long story-- I began using this product at the end of spring, right after I returned from a Bahamaian vacation in the early spring. I naturally have a year round tan, but in the sun, I become browner and love to maintain that summer bronze glow that happens when I frolic on the beach for days. I knew it was going to be awhile before I could regularly go to the beach so I saw this product and decided to try. I used to not peel, but once I hit my 30s I began to peel regularly, after tanning. Once I started using this, I did not peel AT ALL. And, my tan did not fade. Yes, I still went to the beach with a base tan (which helps when tanning), but I am sure it would've faded quicker without this product. I also didn't start peeling until I ran out of this product. I use it everyday after getting out of the shower, all over my body. I have sensitive skin, and it didn't seem to bother it at all, and it has a light pleasant smell (not strong coconut-y). I highly recommend! Oh, because it's so light, it may not seem to be absorbing properly, but no worries-- it does, without clogging!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2014
★★★★★ 4
Works well!
Size: 8 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
So far I like this! It is runnier than normal lotion so you don’t need as much. The only thing I don’t like it smells like baby powder to me. But it does work really well with tans!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Love this lotion!!!
Size: 4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
The first bottle I received had leaked all over the inside of the package but I sent that back and got a replacement. I love this lotion. I actually first purchased it while I was in Maui 10 years ago. I love the scent of it and it really moisturizes my skin after sunning.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 7, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Absolutely the best, no joke
We actually lived on Maui when we discovered Maui Babe, and have been using it ever since. Let me tell you: it is the BEST after sun lotion, bar none. Got a little over-exposed, and are red and hurting? Throw some Maui Babe on, and not only will it relieve the pain (and eventual itching) of sunburn, it'll help prevent peeling later on. It's great as an every day lotion, of course, but it really shines on sunburn. My husband and I laugh about steering many a sunburned tourist to the Maui Babe display in stores all over Hawaii. "Hey, you really need to get some of THIS for that burn." They always seemed grateful to get steered to something that really worked, instead of the usual lotions and potions that didn't. Anyway, I can highly recommend it, been using it for years, and as a blonde who has lived in Hawaii, southwest Florida, and now down in Panama (where the sun is damned close), I can tell you that it really works. And yes...my last order came all the way to Panama because I can't do without it.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 26, 2022
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