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Octophallus Silicone DildoMy Kinky Octopus Teacher Key Features: Fantasy Dildo: This purple and blue, realistic shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride! Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap on
My Kinky Octopus Teacher
Key Features:
- Fantasy Dildo: This purple and blue, realistic-shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride!
- Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
- Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.
It was my third year returning to the Indian Ocean for the summer. The big-blue octopus was a commonly seen cephalopod there and I'd decided to make the study of them my major. They were fascinating creatures but deep down I know I had other reasons to study them, ones I would never admit to in my research. The sun was beating down on me that day so hard that I felt like fainting, so I took out the small boat and set out to visit my octopuses. The water welcomed me like a long-lost lover as I dipped in with nothing more than my dive gear and a tight-fitting suit. I didn't have to go very far before finding what I was looking for. It was expecting me, after all. The mysterious, small, purple-blue octopus that had mystified me ever since my first visit here and convinced me to study these creatures swam up to me and immediately landed on my arm! It wrapped its tentacles around me, saying hello. This fully grown octopus was smaller than the normal blue octopuses I'd seen, but I knew it would grow bigger in time. Even though it was a venomous kind that packed a powerful bite and had an inky discharge, it hadn't harmed me even once in all this time. Instead, it did what it always did… it explored. It began playing with my zippers and ties. It started pulling at them, finding openings in my clothes and reaching inside. As usual, it wrestled open my fly and reached inside to pull out my shaft. I'd remained flaccid but once this little octopus started wrapping its limbs around me I began to swell with excitement! The limbs undulated and squeezed, milking a drip of salty-sweet liquid from the tip of the head that this octopus enjoyed. It began to pulse and tighten, and as it did I let myself float, weightless in ecstasy, as it milked me until I burst, the thick fluid bursting free of my shaft and hanging there like its own inky discharge in the water, glistening in the afternoon sun.
Octophallus Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:- Overall length: 8.8 inches.
- Insertable length: 7 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 inches.
Color: Purple, blue
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★★★★★ 5
Fun
Color: Interactive Dog Ball
Fun!
Second purchase. Solid and rugged for 22 lb dog. He loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Picky dog approved!
Color: S6-muti-color, Color: S6-muti-color
I have wasted so much money on dog balls that they won't even pick up! They finally were obsessed with the Kong rubber green/blue or red/blue ones, but they're $3+. each, and they break from the dogs squishing it. I honestly had zero expectations on these, and they BOTH picked them up on the first throw! That's huge!!
Seem to work fine in the ChuckIt.
As for the squeaker, at first I was like "Oh nooooo." when they both loudly started! Much to my (and my neighbors') happiness, the squeakers stopped working after a couple minutes. 🤣
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Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great dog toys
Color: S6-muti-color
These are long lasting, durable dog toys. My dogs love the squeak sound.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Durable
Color: S6-muti-color
The balls are great for chewers. The squeaky didn’t last long but they are perfect for the ball launcher.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026
★★★★★ 4
The squeeker isn't durable, but the balls themselves are.
Color: S6-muti-color, Color: S6-muti-color
I have two 70+lb, ball obsessed dogs (a field bred Golden Retriever, and an Old Time Scotch Collie), and these balls are living up to the abuse they're receiving.
In the fall we always lose a ball or two in the yard due to getting lost in leaves or longer grass, so I always try and buy a multi pack at the start of the season, so went with these this year. I'm glad I did. Great price for a 6 pack, they fit the medium Chuck-It launcher (a little loosely, but they throw just fine), have great bounce, they FLOAT (which means I didn't lose any at the beach), and they're super durable to the dreaded "mouth squish." The squeaker dies pretty quick, like, within a day, but it isn't the kind that can fall out or choke your dog, so no worries there.
The boys are happy, I'm happy, my wallet is happy - I've already ordered another pack.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 2, 2024