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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 28
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Description
50% Natty Logo HoodieThis Isnt Just a Sweatshirt. Its a cover story. Ideal for when the temperature drops, but your bulk phase is in full swing, (and so are the questions.) Cozy enough to keep you comfortable, roomy enough to smuggle in your real "pre workout". Built for warmth, durability, and plausible deniability, this pre shrunk, classic fit sweatshirt has a soft feel thats as comforting as the lies you tell your doctor. Key Features (Because Youre Clearly On a Cycle
This Isn’t Just a Sweatshirt. It’s a cover story.
Ideal for when the temperature drops, but your “bulk phase” is in full swing, (and so are the questions.) Cozy enough to keep you comfortable, roomy enough to smuggle in your real "pre-workout".
Built for warmth, durability, and plausible deniability, this pre-shrunk, classic-fit sweatshirt has a soft feel that’s as comforting as the lies you tell your doctor.
Key Features (Because You’re Clearly On a Cycle of Curiosity):
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester — A mix, like your “supplements” during prep season.
- Pre-shrunk — Unlike your, uh, other shrunken parts.
- Classic fit — Loose enough to keep your secrets, tight enough to show off those delts you “totally built on creatine.”
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex — Stretchy, like your excuses for why your blood work came back “weird.”
- Air-jet spun yarn — Softer than the way you cried watching your first bodybuilding documentary.
- Double-needle stitching — Stronger than your TRT prescription… or the lies you told to get it.
Made on Demand. (Because the Production Cycle Never Really Stops."
Each sweatshirt is custom made when you order—just like your latest “bulk blend.” Sure, it takes a bit longer to arrive, but good things take time. (Just kidding, Tren kicks in fast.) Plus, we’re cutting down on unnecessary overproduction, so you can flex guilt-free—about the sweatshirt, anyway.
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt won’t make your delts more capped, or your traps more suspicious than they already are, but it will get a knowing smirk from the guy who insists "it's just genetics”. Wear it with pride, confidence, and the unmistakable scent of rubbing alcohol and protein shakes.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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