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On Earth as It Is on Television

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On Earth as It Is on TelevisionFirst Contact stories have never been as intoxicating and fun as in Emily Jane's novel of the sudden arrival and equally sudden departure of spaceships above Earth. The arrival of spaceships can bring up a lot of big questions: What does it mean that we're not alone? Why did aliens come here? Who knew beforehand? Where. are the aliens going? Wait They can't just leave! Without inviting us into their galactic federation or at the very least

First Contact stories have never been as intoxicating and fun as in Emily Jane's novel of the sudden arrival-and equally sudden departure-of spaceships above Earth.

The arrival of spaceships can bring up a lot of big questions:

What does it mean that we're not alone?

Why did aliens come here?

Who knew beforehand?

Where.... are the aliens going?

Wait... They can't just leave! Without inviting us into their galactic federation-or at the very least obliterating us!

In Emily Jane's debut-a rollicking paean to what it means to be alive in the twenty-first century-the fleeting presence of alien vessels, and the certainty that humans are not alone in the universe, sparks intense uncertainty as to our place within it.

Blaine has always been content to go along with whatever his supermom wife and television-addicted, half-feral children want. But when the kids blithely ponder skinning "hoomans" to uncover aliens, and his wife announces a surprise road trip to Disney World, even steady Blaine begins to crack.

Heather, bored in a Malibu pool while the ships hover overhead, watches as the Arrival heralds the end of her dead-end relationship and sets her on a quest to understand herself, her accomplished (and oh-so-annoying) stepfamily, and why she feels so alone in a universe teeming with life.

And Oliver, suddenly conscious and alert after twenty catatonic years, struggles to piece together broken memories and understand why he's following a strange cat on a westward journey and into the greatest adventure of his-or anyone's-lifetime.

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Curate Happy
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 4
It’s Fine
Flavor Name: Zero Sugar Beef, Size: 6oz (Pack of 12)
I was excited for low sugar. They made up for it in salt. Way too salty. Inconsistent quality from one stick to the next. Not a bad product. Not for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
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Jeff Beach
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Yummy!
Flavor Name: Zero Sugar Beef, Size: 6oz (Pack of 12)
Tender and delicious No sugar with alotta flavor Have ordered these several times and they make a great protein rich keto friendly snack
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
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Alex R
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 3
Slimy! Taste okay, but strange texture
Flavor Name: Zero Sugar Beef, Size: 6oz (Pack of 12), Flavor Name: Zero Sugar Beef, Size: 6oz (Pack of 12)
I really wanted to like these but they're really slimy! I've had Jack Links before but these are even more slimy. I normally get chomps or archer beef sticks. I would say these have the texture of the archer beef stick just a bit more slimy. Not my favorite.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026
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Trisha
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for snacking!
Flavor Name: Zero Sugar Beef, Size: 6oz (Pack of 12)
Being a diabetic I enjoy eating these for a snack because they won’t raise your blood sugar. Taste is fine and an excellent source of protein.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
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Sean Siemen
Houston, US
★★★★★ 1
Gross Texture - Weirdly Soft
Flavor Name: Zero Sugar Beef, Size: 6oz (Pack of 12)
These are literally the nastiest possible version of a meat stick I've ever had. Bought them for the price and for lunches to take to work. As it would turn out, I couldn't give them away to family. Everyone who bravely tried it were met with the same gross, weirdly soft, texture. No matter if it was refrigerated or room temp - it was eerily soft I felt like I was eating baby food. The flavor was... Fine? I guess. It didn't wow me either way, just kinda existed. They are also pretty small, I expected more than 4in per item for the price. I thought the price was good when I thought they were bigger, but when I discovered they were smaller, the price became less worth it. Overall, I'm not sure who the target audience for these it because adults and kids alike did not like them or their weird texture.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2026

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