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Stoned Jesus - Seven Thunders Roar [CD / Vinyl]

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Stoned Jesus - Seven Thunders Roar [CD / Vinyl]CD Digipak with 4 page, incl. the extended versions of Bright Like The Morning, Stormy Monday and Im The Mountain as bonus tracks. Black 12" double vinyl (33 rpm) incl. the extended versions of Bright Like The Morning, Stormy Monday and Im The Mountain as bonus tracks in gatefold. Third pressing 250 copies worldwide. Like a puff of smoke, STONED JESUS have risen above the Carpathian Mountains as not only the heaviest, but perhaps the most important

CD Digipak with 4-page, incl. the extended versions of “Bright Like The Morning”, “Stormy Monday” and “I’m The Mountain” as bonus tracks.

Black 12" double vinyl (33 rpm) incl. the extended versions of “Bright Like The Morning”, “Stormy Monday” and “I’m The Mountain” as bonus tracks in gatefold.
Third pressing 250 copies worldwide.

Like a puff of smoke, STONED JESUS have risen above the Carpathian Mountains as not only the heaviest, but perhaps the most important rock band to emerge from Ukraine.
Prior to STONED JESUS' first communion, affable frontman Igor Sydorenko was just another familiar face among local progressive rockers. But after rekindling his old flame for metal amidst a stormy period in his personal life, Igor and his two new bandmates went off in search of more crushing highs.
While only their second album, ‘Seven Thunders Roar’ marked an early milestone for STONED JESUS back in 2012. The riffs still roll downhill with all the sludgy force of a mudslide, but the band added crisp acoustic guitars to reflect their newfound inner strength.
"Climbing up", Igor sings on "I Am The Mountain", a 16-minute instant classic that charges through lush folksy valleys and peaks of headbanging doom at full steam. "And we're never going to stop"...

For fans of KYUSS, 1000MODS, WEEDEATER, SOMALI YATCH CLUB.
Artwork by Yurri Nagorniy, design by Anton Shiferson.

Tracklist:
01. Bright Like The Morning (07:47)
02. Electric Mistress (09:21)
03. Indian (05:00)
04. I'm The Mountain (13:01)
05. Stormy Monday (08:43)
06. Bright Like The Morning (Extended) (08:43)
07. Stormy Monday (Extended) (09:32)
08. I'm The Mountain (Extended) (16:02)

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I love the size! This small sized product is handy for the outdoorsman. Very convenient to keep in pocket or saddle bag. Product kept my ears, face and back of neck from sun burning. Easy to apply and rub in and was actually not oily feeling like most others. And an added bonus it help to keep nats and mosquitoes away from face, ears and neck!
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