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Dolemite For President (LP)You might think that a certain bad hair having, shit talking presidential candidate is obnoxious, but theres one man who would definitely be more dangerous in the White House: Dolemite. Originally released in 1972 in the middle of the disaster now known as the Nixon Years, the album is filled to the brim with Moores bawdy but debatably insightful takes on politics, sex and American society, funneled through the lens of his most famous persona,
You might think that a certain bad-hair-having, shit-talking presidential candidate is obnoxious, but theres one man who would definitely be more dangerous in the White House: Dolemite.Originally released in 1972 in the middle of the disaster now known as the Nixon Years, the album is filled to the brim with Moores bawdy but debatably insightful takes on politics, sex and American society, funneled through the lens of his most famous persona, Dolemite. As it warns on the cover: Rated XXX: For Adults Only. And they arent kidding.
The albums lengthy first cut, Campaign Speech, is worth the price of admission alone. Ranting for ten minutes straight, Moore lets it all hang out, with every bit of profanity he can muster. Its certainly interesting to hear some of his words more than four decades later. Im not promising you a chicken in every pot, he bellows, in his trademark raspy scowl. Im not promising you a God-damn thing. If I am elected, I promise to legalize prostitution, marijuana, stealing, and every other motherfuckin thing you want to do. Making fun of Nixon, George McGovern and Spiro Agnew, he continues, Were still waiting for that 40 acres and that motherfucking mule.
Towards the end, he brings forth a metaphor that, interestingly, would come true in the year of Moores passing, 2008: The next thing Ima do, Im gonna move on my first act. Im gonna get me 2,000 raggedy-ass painters, and paint the motherfucking White House black!
Released on black vinyl with its eye-catching original front and back artwork, its a great way to relive the comedic bravery and brashness of a truly unique man, Rudy Ray Moore.
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★★★★★ 5
hard to see darker colors when coming at speed
Color: Multicolor
big box of cheap functional tennis balls.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2025
★★★★★ 5
they squeak
Color: Multicolor
my dog loves these balls because they squeak unlike other brands.... and the 2.5 inch is a good size for a med to large dog... only issue is i go through a ball a day... because my Pit loves to squeak the life out of them.... good for about 2000 squeaks....
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Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Its tennis balls
Color: Multicolor
Stank really bad like chemicals. But its tennis balls.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
SHORT-game Ball Launcher … love it!
Yes, this is a smaller ball launcher … It is for her SHORT Game! Love it AND the squeaky baseball that came with it is A-HIT!! Our black golden doodle, Josie, carried that around for hours … batting it around, jumping on it, resting with it right-next-to-her. For your pup’s LONG game, purchase the longer launcher. GAME-on!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works great with tennis balls
I have a pretty large yard, and this thrower is great for my little Jack Russel puppy. It even picks up ball without having to touch all the spit.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026