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Retirement Plaque - Design 5

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Retirement Plaque - Design 5Hes retired, not reformed. Officially Retired Naughty By Choice, Pension Approved, Trouble Still Expected is the perfect plaque for the bloke whos hanging up his work boots but keeping his sense of mischief. Featuring a grinning, sunglass wearing devil with a cocktail in hand, handcuffs, and a cheeky tail, this design says it all. The pension might be approved, but the trouble sure isnt over. Ideal for man caves, garages, bars, or as the star gag gift

He’s retired, not reformed. “Officially Retired – Naughty By Choice, Pension Approved, Trouble Still Expected” is the perfect plaque for the bloke who’s hanging up his work boots but keeping his sense of mischief.

Featuring a grinning, sunglass-wearing devil with a cocktail in hand, handcuffs, and a cheeky tail, this design says it all. The pension might be approved, but the trouble sure isn’t over.

Ideal for man caves, garages, bars, or as the star gag gift at any retirement party.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the cartoon and bold lettering stand out.

Choose Your Material:

  • Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
  • Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in fire-engine red and black? Navy and gold? We can customise the paint colours to match his style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Barry – 2026” or swap the wording to something tamer for work gifts. Just ask.

Product Details:

  • Size: 380mm diameter round
  • Design: V-carved circle with bold stacked text + devil cartoon graphic
  • Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
  • Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
  • Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.

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Projection of the Astral Body I recently read The Projection of the Astral Body by Sylvan Muldoon and Hereward Carrington, and it’s a captivating classic! Published in 1929, Muldoon’s firsthand accounts of out-of-body experiences (OBEs) are vivid and pragmatic, detailing his involuntary projections from age 12 and experiments thereafter. His explanations of the astral cord, travel sensations, and the hypnagogic state are clear, avoiding excessive mysticism. Carrington’s scientific editing adds credibility. My only critique: the dated language can be dense, and the small font in some editions strains the eyes. A must-read for OBE enthusiasts
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Basic Fundamentals of Astral Projection
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This book is full of great information about Astral Projection that is presented in a straightforward manner. I have read many books and articles about this subject over the past 10 years. Many are full of scraps of insight that are glued together with abundant amounts of repetition and babble. Mr. Sylvan Muldoon, like many of the great occultists from the early 20th century, has created a work that will refresh the weary, "would-be" traveler by keeping his explanations short and concise. His theory on the astral body being ruled by the subconscious conveys why auto-suggestion is extremely important when attempting separation. He provides the traditional method of maintaining the hypnagogic state via the raised forearm of which Robert Monroe echoes in his own exercises 40 years later. His "Dream True" method is unique to any of the techniques that I have read about in the past. I cannot recommend this book enough for anyone who is attempting the art of Astral Projection.
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