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Description
Mint Chocolate Chip Desert Camo String BikiniThe most subversive thing you can wear at the pool without getting kicked out. Before it was the desert camo of Desert Storm, it was this: a weird, half forgotten pattern from a 1972 U. S. military experiment that looked suspiciously like mint chocolate chip ice cream. Developed by Natick Labs as part of early arid environment camouflage tests, this prototype featured greenish hues instead of the tan beige we know todaybecause apparently someone
The most subversive thing you can wear at the pool without getting kicked out.
Before it was the desert camo of Desert Storm, it was this: a weird, half-forgotten pattern from a 1972 U.S. military experiment that looked suspiciously like mint chocolate chip ice cream. Developed by Natick Labs as part of early arid-environment camouflage tests, this prototype featured greenish hues instead of the tan beige we know today—because apparently someone thought deserts had more vegetation than they actually do.
Dan painstakingly recreated the original pattern from a vintage jacket, right down to the sun-bleached splotches. Then we did what any freedom-loving degenerates would do—we made a string bikini out of it.
Swim in history. Or just tan ironically.
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Soft, stretchy recycled poly blend
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UPF 50+ for maximum UV defiance
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Bikini top includes removable padding for comfort and options
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Adjustable straps for multiple styles: standard, halter, or "accidentally causing a diplomatic incident"
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Sizes up to 6XL because liberty doesn't come in small
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Double-layered for durability during beach ops or backyard diplomacy
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 31 ½ | 33 ⅞ |
| XS | 33 ⅛ | 35 ⅜ |
| S | 34 ⅝ | 37 |
| M | 36 ¼ | 38 ⅝ |
| L | 39 ⅜ | 41 ¾ |
| XL | 42 ½ | 44 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 45 ⅝ | 48 |
| 3XL | 48 ⅞ | 51 ⅛ |
| 4XL | 52 | 54 ⅜ |
| 5XL | 55 ⅛ | 57 ½ |
| 6XL | 58 ¼ | 60 ⅝ |
| CHEST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 80 | 86 |
| XS | 84 | 90 |
| S | 88 | 94 |
| M | 92 | 98 |
| L | 100 | 106 |
| XL | 108 | 114 |
| 2XL | 116 | 122 |
| 3XL | 124 | 130 |
| 4XL | 132 | 138 |
| 5XL | 140 | 146 |
| 6XL | 148 | 154 |
Shipping Notes
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Exchange/Return Notes
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- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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