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DCU Desert Camo Cotton Long ShortThe Desert Camouflage Uniform, better known as coffee stain camo, was the U. S. militarys cleaner answer to the old six color chocolate chip desert pattern. Less rocky. More open. Fewer little cookie chunks pretending to be geology. This pattern came out of the early 90s desert era, when the military realized that not every battlefield looked like a gravel pit outside Yuma. The result was a softer three color arid pattern built around sand, tan, and
The Desert Camouflage Uniform, better known as “coffee stain” camo, was the U.S. military’s cleaner answer to the old six-color chocolate-chip desert pattern. Less rocky. More open. Fewer little cookie chunks pretending to be geology.
This pattern came out of the early ’90s desert era, when the military realized that not every battlefield looked like a gravel pit outside Yuma. The result was a softer three-color arid pattern built around sand, tan, and muted brown shapes. Simple, recognizable, and weirdly stylish once removed from the supply chain.
We put that desert pattern energy on a pair of long cotton shorts with a relaxed unisex fit. They’re soft, sturdy, and easy to wear, with enough stretch to keep them comfortable without turning them into gym shorts for a guy named Kyle who owns seven protein tubs.
Made for warm weather, lazy weekends, travel, cookouts, beach runs, and civilian operations of questionable strategic value.
95% cotton, 5% elastane
Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
Unisex fit
Blank product components sourced from Mexico
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 71.9 | 90 |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102.1 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118.1 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134.1 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150.1 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
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★★★★★ 5
Good value
Size: Large, Color: Brown
Great value for theoney. Fits as expected. Comfortable and warm in mild evenings.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Well made but on the small side. I recommend ordering one size bigger than your usual size
Size: Large, Color: Pure Black (Retro Rose)
The fit on this shirt ran slightly smaller for me being a slim fit, so I order the next size up. Getting the next size up gave me a perfect fit. The material is soft and comfortable. I will likely consider similar shirts in the future. I recommend the product.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Cowboy shirt
Size: Large, Color: White
Good quality. Fit and finish seem nice for the price. Look like a cowboy! Yeee haaaaaw. Wrinkles easy in dryer, don’t let it sit for long.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Very nice shirt -Good Quality
Size: XX-Large, Color: Red (Retro Rose)
My husband is 6'1, weighs 178 pounds and normally wears a medium or large. Just for reference his pant size is a 32-34 depending on the brand. We ordered a large due to the fact the shirt appeared to be fitted more at the waist and from looking at the description I knew it would not have much stretch due to the satin type material. I was right. The large fit perfect and hung well. My husband use to be very large in shoulders and arms, but with age he has lost muscle mass, and recently lost a lot in his belly, so usually mediums fit perfect now. But when he put his large on, a medium would not have fit good to be comfortable & give proper fit in stomach area, so glad we went with the large.
The shirt was purchased to go on a Virgin Cruise for Scarlett night, and he plans to wear black pants with it as in the picture the company posted, and this shirt will be perfect for that. It is a nice shirt, good quality, and if someone wanted it for an event/cruise or just for a night to dress up, especially for a Caribbean/Spanish or Latin dance theme, this shirt is a perfect look to me. Buy it, you will not be disappointed. He has not worn it yet, not washed it, but I would not put in it with other colors, may fade a little like reds do, and definitely, only dry on low/delicate. May need a pressing/steaming, but overall, it was not horribly wrinkled when we received it. A toss in the dryer may just do the trick. Was delivered on time as it said it would. Hope this info helps you.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Yeehaw!
I like this shirt. Very fancy yet western.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026