SKU: 96803306352

God Plutonium - Brand, Logo, and Merch Store

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God Plutonium - Brand, Logo, and Merch StoreDo you want to get your name and brand out there but don't know how to create print ready vector logos and create merch that people actually want to buy? That's the hard part, right? In our opinion, you certainly have to do more than throw a low resolution book cover on a shitty Anvil shirt and expect people to buy it. To be frank. Nobody is going to buy or wear that. GOD PLUTONIUM IS THE SOLUTION! We will construct a top notch brand design and then

 


Do you want to get your name and brand out there but don't know how to create print-ready vector logos and create merch that people actually want to buy?

That's the hard part, right? In our opinion, you certainly have to do more than throw a low-resolution book cover on a shitty Anvil shirt and expect people to buy it. 

To be frank. Nobody is going to buy or wear that.

GOD PLUTONIUM IS THE SOLUTION!

We will construct a top-notch brand design and then build out a powerful and profitable merch presence for you. Turning your brand into a hype clothing dynamo!

Don't worry; we aren't going to hire someone from the Philippines on Fiverr to create a brand for you. We work with some of the best hardcore, punk rock, metal, and hype clothing brand illustrators/builders in the world.

You can count on us for a consultation that will outline EXACTLY what you're looking for. On top of that. We will direct our team of illustrators to bring your brand to life. 

Depending on what you need, our packages include:

  • Full vector logo designs (Illustrator files)
  • Fully functional merch stores with as many products as you want
  • Vanity URLs that make your brand/store easy to find

God Plutonium has created brands and logos for:

Publishers and Brands
Godless
Blood Bound Books (Screams for Teens) 
October Night's Press
Domus Necrophagous
FIlthy Swine

Our brand, logo, and merch store construction rate sheet are as follows.

Full Vector Brand Logo
$80

Merch Store Build & Vanity Domain
$70

Vector Logo/Brand + Merch Store + Vanity Domain
$140

Added Value
As if these prices weren't already outrageous. When you purchase ANY brand/logo and merch store package from God Plutonium, you will also get the following:

  • A cross-pollinated listing for your new store on the Godless site.
  • A headline scheduled day to unveil your brand.
  • Custom-built and high-resolution social assets and banners built from the logo/merch source files.
  • A round of social to promote your store.
  • An app notification push to alert the community that your store is open for business.

If you want your merch store to actually be profitable and have products that people actually want to buy, you can't just throw any logo on a T-shirt. You need your brand to be dynamic.

Whenever people see your logo online, they should say, "I'd wear that on a shirt."

Commission God Plutonium's brand, logo, and merch creation services today. We know what sells and what doesn't. 

Feel free to pop the services you require into your cart now or reach out to Drew directly to talk about your kickass brand and merch!

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Marie Phillips
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 4
Tough Chewer Approved but Not a Forever Toy
Flavor Name: Original, Size: X-Large
I do like this toy for what it is meant to do. It is definitely built for strong chewers and holds up way better than softer toys that get destroyed in minutes. The texture keeps dogs interested and gives them something to really work on, which helps with boredom and can support dental cleaning through chewing. It is one of those “finally something that lasts a bit” kind of toys for heavy chewers. That said, it is not something you just toss in and forget about forever. Like most hard nylon toys, it will wear down over time and should be checked regularly for rough edges or changes in shape. Some dogs will also go through it faster depending on how intense their chewing style is, so replacement will eventually be needed. Girl, this is one of those “it survives the chaos better than most, but you still need to keep an eye on it” situations.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
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Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
The Remote Worker's Savior
Flavor Name: Bacon, Size: Medium
If you're like me, trying to balance deadlines and Zoom meetings while your furry co-worker incessantly nudges you for attention, then listen up because I've found the ultimate secret weapon: the Nylabone Chew Dog Toy. Trust me, it's a game-changer that will keep your dog busy and your productivity soaring. Picture this: you're knee-deep in spreadsheets, buried in emails, and your dog is bouncing around like a furry tornado, demanding playtime. Enter the Nylabone Power Chew, the superhero of dog toys that saves the day. Its durability is off the charts, my friends. It can withstand a full day of canine chewing fury, leaving your furniture unscathed and your dog blissfully entertained. But here's where the magic happens. This toy isn't just tough; it's also infused with a bacon flavor that sends your dog's taste buds into a frenzy. It's like having a bacon-scented office right in your home! As your dog sinks their teeth into this baconlicious wonder, their focus shifts from your keyboard to their newfound chewy delight. Suddenly, the tug-of-war with your important documents becomes a distant memory. Now, let's talk about the beauty of this toy's distraction power. With the Nylabone Power Chew in play, your dog becomes engrossed in their chewy mission. They're occupied, happily gnawing away, while you conquer your work tasks like a true champion. It's like having a personal assistant who doesn't interrupt you every five minutes with a squeaky toy demand. But don't be fooled by its functionality; the Nylabone Power Chew brings more than just peace and quiet. It brings laughter and joy to your work-from-home routine. Watching your pup go to town on this bacon-infused wonder is like having a built-in comedy show right in your home office. It's the perfect stress relief during those never-ending conference calls. And let's not forget the Nylabone brand's commitment to quality. This chew toy is built to last, crafted with non-toxic materials that keep your beloved furry friend safe and sound. It's like having a reliable coworker who never lets you down. So, my fellow remote workers, if you're desperate for a productivity boost and a furry coworker who won't pester you all day long, the Nylabone Chew Dog Toy is your secret weapon. It's a dog toy miracle that keeps your pup happily occupied while you conquer the work world. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a harmonious work-from-home environment. Trust me, you'll wonder how you ever survived without it!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2023
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Hot Rod
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Clean teeth as well!!
Flavor Name: Bacon & Chicken, Size: Small
If your dog is a chewer or just bored, these bones are amazing. All of my dogs love and have loved Nylabones. I consider them a must to give your dog as an outlet to chew when bored or when in need of stimulation. Replace as necessary. I always have a pack on standby.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
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D. Kitchens
Draper, US
★★★★★ 3
Not for chewers
Flavor Name: Bacon & Chicken, Size: Small
My dog liked these okay. He was able to chew little pieces off though.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026
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KcKerry
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great fit
Flavor Name: Peanut Butter, Size: X-Large
My dog has a very powerful jaw. Only a few things that he cannot destroy. We have had the peanut butter flavor that still looks the same that it did a year and a half ago. It is his version of a binky. He may leave it alone for days or weeks but every so often he needs to have his teeth and gums itched. Very few remnants of the bone left around.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2026

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