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I Need New Conspiracy Theories Redacted Short-Sleeve Unisex T-ShirtI need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"
I need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"Things are getting weird.
I guess there's still shape-shifting lizard people and COVID-19 vaccine depopulation schemes. Wait, no, Jim in accounting was already posting that shit on Facebook. Damn it.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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★★★★★ 5
My skin was dry before menopause
Size: 1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I’ve had dry, sensitive skin all my life. Post menopause? It’s extra extra dry. I put this under my eyes and around my lips and my concealer/foundation doesn’t settle into my lines/wrinkles.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 12, 2024
★★★★★ 2
Temu size for Amazon price
Size: 1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1), Size: 1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
This lotion is great. I feel like I got ripped off. I wish I read how many ounces it was before purchasing it. Boy was I surprised paying amazon price and receiving Temu size. That is AA battery for comparison.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2026
★★★★★ 4
I should check the size
Size: 1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
This wasn’t the lotion I expected but I should
Probably check the sizes before ordering. This is a mini bottle. Not as moisturizing as I’d hoped for. Very light water consistency. Not my favorite lotion.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Hand lotion
Size: 1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
This lotion does what is said it will. I used it and my hands are extremely dry from washing them all day while at work. Once I’m home I use it and my hand feels silky smooth without the greasy feel afterwards.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2023
★★★★★ 1
SMALL! Don’t waste your money!
Size: 1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I should’ve looked closer when purchasing because this is a super small sample size that isn’t even as big as the travel size and yet I paid as much for it as a regular size. What a joke! The product itself is great but I would’ve never ordered this size if I’d known it was going to be sooooo small. What a ripoff!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2024